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Plan #245 2004-07-20

Wherin the author lays down the details of the latest in a series of increasingly-insane plans to win back her affection.

1) Fly to her home city unannounced.

2) Sublet an apartment there for a month.

3) Leave a pink rose in front of her house every morning.

4) Wait for her to realize that our break-up was a mistake.

5) Get married & live happily ever after.

Would it have worked?
Probably not.

Did I do it?

Would I have done it if I thought it might work?
In a heartbeat.